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Funny Answers to School Test Questions: 20 of the BESTEST Best!

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The 12 Types of People & How to Identify Them by the Crappy Songs They Love
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25 Funny Quotes (My Ass!)

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How to Use Your Lawn to Prove You Matter After All
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How to Insult and Degrade Bullies, Poopy-Pants Bastards, and Terrorists
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> 4 Beautiful Lies to Get Slightly Above Average Women Into Bed Quickly
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> How to Subtly Take Things
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> Why The Law of Manipulation Blows the Law of Attraction Away


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