- Buster Guru
Now this has little to do with brilliant marketing advice, I know.
But then indirectly it does, because a) good diversions are inspiring, especially if they make you laugh, which is why I like to divert a lot; b) let's be honest -- part of the dream of making it big via your marketing, at least for many of those of the male persuasion, is attracting and dating younger women.
So why do older men date younger women... for real?
Now this is NOT the reverse ... why younger women date older men. Everyone knows the 3 reasons younger women date older men:
3) Younger men are too busy playing video games.
2) Younger men all think they're great in bed, but they actually are not. Older men are good in bed, at least relative to younger men (if they can get it up and keep it up, of course.)
1) The money, baby!
Click the image below to find out why older men really date younger women...
And here they are if you prefer to read:
12) Younger women are more physically fit and have more energy, so they are better able to help older men when they fall face-first on floor from a heart attack or stroke.
11) Younger women are much easier to lie to.
10) Younger women actually think older men's Harleys and Shelby Mustangs are cool and not a desperate cliched attempt to avoid being as old and close to death as they are. (Or at least younger women act like they think its cool in case they can marry him and inherit the toys as soon as he has a heart attack.)
9) Younger women are more likely to put up with his shit longer. That's because she knows she hasn't got that long, relative to with a younger guy, to put up with his shit before he croaks and she gets his Shelby Mustang and other stuff.
8) The sex seems better. That's because a younger woman makes an older man feel like he is much better in bed than he really is, and that's because a younger woman hasn't had that much sex yet to compare his crappy performance to.
7) On a proportional basis, younger women tend to look much hotter than older women. And that makes him look better, like a nice watch.
6) Younger women's female friends are more likely to be hot. And you never know.
5) Younger women's sisters are more likely to be hot. And you never know.
4) Younger women's moms might even be hot. And you never know.
3) Older women's daughters might be hot. And you never know. And you really don't want to, even if you think you do.
2) Younger women find older mens' 2-bedroom condos impressive, because it's more than they've got. Older women find older mens' 2-bedroom condos pitiful, because they got the 5-bedroom house in their divorce.
1) He's going to have to put up with all her her shit whether she's younger or older. So she might as well be younger.
BONUS REASON: Younger women and older men are roughly at the same maturity level.
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